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Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this For only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will probably jump again But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?
Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg!
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Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'll fuck your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!
(Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date (Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fuckin fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad-wack I walk into a barn and there he was Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg! Sports Radio 610 24 Greenway Plaza, Suite 1900, Houston, TX 77046 Office hours: Fri, am – pm Office Number: 713 881-5100 Driving […]Photo Credit: Thinkstock The CBS Sports Radio network features national sports programming, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with coverage and access to the most significant events in sports.Whether it’s breaking news, […]Tubing is one thing and old fashioned sledding is another.Trust me I was thinking, but I'm a self-centred rapper too concerned about my image The truth So when she hit me first I'm pretty shocked I didn't burst I'm calling Josh, Jack and Juss who am I ringing first?Man I was so excited That I replied a minute later that's that bro I think that you just let her know excited Too excited, no clue on what I should do excited So I'm just typing, rambling like a fool, excited [Verse 2] Look Look And we were talking for hours over some minor things Ignoring everyone else to her I'm replying quick This type of chick she got a spark like you were lighting spliffs You know you like her when you're thinking about your words She got me typing, deleting my messages then re-writing In the hope that there's a smile when she's replying The highlight of my day, them phone calls in the night, it's the little things The girl, she had a vibe and I liked it and She's into photography and she's got a passion for it And she respects that I'm rapping but she ain't catting for it See that's the perfect balance There's nothing better than a girl with talent Drive, ambition, all of them things above She's showing an abundance I ain't even met her yet She works around the corner but lives just outside of London I ain't fronting, I'm a sweet boy Intentions are in question so my compliments are decoys If that even makes sense?
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, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!